You are my Equestria Girls
You turn the light switch on
It brightens up my day like the sun
When my friends come a-runnin'
You were right all along
That together we're always better
We could turn a sketch into a masterpiece
When you're here, I feel like I'm complete
You are my Equestria Girls
I'm awake! I'm awake!
What time is it? Do we sleep through the test?!
No, but school starts in thirty minutes!
How is everybody feeling about our test?
Even after our all-night study session,
I still don't know the difference between
vaporization and sublimation.
Reckon this test is gonna be an abomination.
I can't believe we all fell asleep halfway through our first all-nighter!
Not all of us!
While you chumps were studying all night,
guess who was coming up with the plan!
You call that a plan?
Come on!
Do I have to spell it out for you?
It's snowing!
Snow day means no school.
No school means no test!
It's hardly snowing, Rainbow Dash.
Come on, guys. You are seriously lacking vision!
I've got 20/20 vision,
and I can clearly see it's not snowing enough for school to be cancelled.
Too bad it's not a snow day.
It's not a snow day…
…yet!
If we can save a sinking cruise ship
and break the laws of time and space to see a concert,
I'm pretty sure we can convince principal Celestia to call a snow day.
There's a lot of innocent kids out there,
who probably didn't study,
and they're depending on us!
So, what do you say? Who is with me?!
I don't know.
Huh? Huh?!
I guess.
Yeah!
Can't believe I almost slept through a montage!
It remembers.
We did it!
We saved the world!
I gotta admit, we really did pull together as a team!
A blizzard…
Quite an unforeseen development, I'd say.
Indeed.
Shall we… cancel school?
She's making the call!
Don't bother with the snow day, it's phoney baloney.
Hope those girls enjoy detention after their test.
What's going on?
What are they doing?
Wait you guys, I'm trying to see!
How are we supposed to know how snow fits into the water cycle?!
Pinkie, what've we been doing for the past two hours?
All part of the plan!
What better way to study than a hands-on project?
I get it.
This test relates to our snow day!
Which means…
Potatoes get mashed, then evaporate into potato moisture,
where they converge into potato clouds!
And when those clouds can't hold the weight,
that's where the potato flakes come from!
Or is it potato chips?
Am I missing something?
I need sleep…
Your soufflé's looking great, Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie?
DJ Pon-3, Flash Sentry, Fluttershy, Gloriosa Daisy,
Juniper Montage, Lily Pad, Lyra Heartstrings, Maud Pie, Muffins,
But you forgot to set the timer!
Zecora, Zephyr Breeze, Zipporwhill… Done!
I stopped using the timer after I realized a soufflé takes the same amount of time
as saying all my friends' names in ABC order!
You're friends with someone named Chumbly-Bonk-Bonk?
He's more of a Walk-By-Whats-Up Acquaintance but I needed an extra half a second on the list.
So what’s this for?
This is a holiday tradition I have with Rarity.
Every year, I surprise her with a dessert that's as elegant as she is…
and every year she asks me why it's all deflated.
What?..
Soufflés are only good for a little while, and I never get it to her in time.
We have seven minutes to get to Rarity's house before this soufflé crumples into a soggy yuck-bucket.
Seven minutes… how many friends' names is that?!
How would I know!?
Gimme that timer, woman!
Uh, Pinkie?
Pinkie?
Pinkie!
The time!
Half the time is gone!
Why didn’t you say so?!
Now this year I have it all planned out.
The route, the speed, the exact angle I need to hunch over at to protect the soufflé from the wind.
There will be no deflation this year!
You go!
Ambush!
We've been pinned down for hours with no reinforcements and no handwarmers.
I'm cold, so cold…
Stay with me Trixie…
Hold up, everyone!
Pinkie Pie and I aren't in the game!
What game?!
This here's war!
Fire in the hole!
One hit and this thing's finished!
Well… Maybe next year.
Has anyone seen my other boot?..
I can't find my boot!
Got it!
Real life ain't the same as them silly ol' "video games" you play, ain't that right, Sunset?!
Nobody calls Tickle Fruit 2 "silly."
Rarity is getting that soufflé, and you're going to get it to her.
Flash Sentry! To me, double time!
Reporting for duty!
And seriously, thank you Sunset,
cause like, I've been wanting to come on one of your adventures for so long
cause I mean you guys do so much cool stuff and I…
Flash.
I promise I won't mess this opportunity up.
Whatever — stop talking!
Are you ready?
I was born "are you." Ready.
Well that was embarrassing.
Go on without me. I’ll be fine.
Pinkie! Run!
Sunset!
Sunset?!
Tell… Rarity…
You okay?
Yeah — I fell on my keys.
Go. Go!
Right! Bye!
Alright, who threw those cheap shots?! Was it you?!
I'm a conscientious objector.
Oh my sweet little soufflé…
All I ever wanted was for you to be torn apart and digested by my friend Rarity,
so she could feel the same kind of joy she brings to me…
Is that this years' soufflé?
Rarity! Where did you…? How did you…?
Wait! Tell me later! Eat!
It's heavenly!
Yes!
I finally did it!
Sneak attack!
Bet you weren't expecting this!
No fair, I spent two days as a snowman for that!
Thank you so much for inviting me to your family's holiday party.
Would you say the Apple Family Annual Holiday Harvest and Cider-Making Fest
is more of a mulling fest or a chilling fest?
Don't you fret, it's always a blast.
Well, aside from when the Flim-Flam brothers make their appearance.
They make it a tradition to swindle my family at the Harvest and Cider-Making Party.
One year they took all our ladders in the middle of the party…
We had to improvise.
Another year they de-bottomed our baskets.
Last year, they gave Apple Bloom a pet worm.
Colonel Wigglesworth and all his friends ate up every apple we had.
That's horrible! And to think, bow ties used to be a symbol of integrity that only cool people wore.
Oh Honey, you're thinkin'a bolo ties.
Anyway, this year we're settin' traps for those no-good Flim Flam brothers.
If they try anything slippery, then things are gonna get sticky.
Applejack? I promise if you let me come up with a plan, we can out-bamboozle those bamboozlers.
I was hopin' you'd say that!
Yes!
Nobody's talkin, they're just standin' around!
Guess a cider party ain't much fun without cider.
You sure this is the best way to fool the Flim Flam brothers?
It is in fact the only way.
I triple-checked my game theory matrix.
Those no-good grifters are going to offer a fake diamond for the party's eponymous cider.
We'll play along, and by the time they figure out we sold them pepper and salt water,
we'll be celebrating our victory with the real cider, which is hidden in here.
I hope you're right.
Trust me.
Greetings! Salutations!
No tricks this year! Cross our hearts of gold.
Speakin' of gold, how would you feel about selling us your cider?
For the generous sum of… Let's say…
This genuine real-life diamond?
Y'all come back next year, ya hear!
We did it!
Yee-haw!
That was amazin'!
Twilight was one step ahead of 'em from start to finish!
Let the real Apple Family Annual Holiday Harvest and Cider-Making Fest begin!
Where's the real cider?
Did they take the real cider?
Aw, man!
That ain't fair! They musta known about the switcheroo and double-reverse switcherooed us right back!
Unless I knew they'd doubled-back and take the real cider using a series of tunnels
I dug knowing they'd find them and use them, ensuring
that when they emerged right outside the front door they'd get…
Trapped in a net!
Did you do that?
You tell me!
Nope.
Looking for this?
Nobody outsmarts the Flim Flam brothers.
Thanks for the cider.
Time to go! See you next year!
Oh, and one more thing!
Enjoy your pepper water!
Guess this party's over.
Actually… it never got started.
No wonder Scootaloo was so quiet…
But who… how…. how'd you
These clocks are all wrong.
The real party doesn't start for another twenty minutes.
Delicious.
You didn't switch the cider, did you?
Surprise me once, shame on you.
Surprise me twice, shame on me.
Surprise me three times, the fourth surprise is going to be on you!
You're the surprised ones!
Wow…
I don't know what to say.
How about…
cheers?
It's winter break, I have hot cocoa, and we're about to bring a giant wagon of toys to little kids…
This is the best day ever!
Is that…
a marshmallow?
Today just got better!
Mighty kind of ya to let us keep all these toys in your storage locker, Sunset.
I didn't have the space after Granny Smith converted our barn into a hot yoga studio.
No biggie.
Nice to finally use this darn thing.
I've been paying monthly and I never use it.
What is it, a gym membership?
Let's just open the locker.
Yeah, good idea, Twilight.
You know, the Toys for Kids Festival is gonna start soon!
So just open this lock with the key.
Pinkie?
I gave the key to Rainbow Dash.
I gave it to Fluttershy.
And I entrusted it in Chad.
Do you have it, Chad?
Oh right, the key!
I put it in a charmingly little bag and gave it to you.
Yeah.
And I left it in my locker.
No worries. We'll just run down to the school, get the key, and we're back in business.
School's closed.
Like I said, school's closed for winter break.
Well, this won't do at all! Without the key there's no toys
and that means those adorable children at the Toys for Kids Festival are going to open empty boxes!
That's worse than clothes!
Excuse me?!
Not on my watch. I have a plan.
The school doors might be locked.
But the air-vents aren't.
Unfortunately the hallway has a motion sensor security system…
which we'll have to hack into and disable.
That's where Twilight comes in.
Once we're in we will need a distraction, so the janitor doesn't see us.
I'll grab the key and we're out.
Any questions?
A few.
You do know that you're describing breaking and entering, right?
Well…
And Fluttershy is friends with animals, sure, but she's not going to use them to attack our janitor.
Not "attack," exactly.
And finally, climbing through a vent is dangerous
and if a young person saw us doing it they might try to imitate it and get hurt.
Then I guess it's game over.
Except game not over cause ch-ch-check out my awesome plan!
Here's what I'm thinking:
First, we bake a dozen pistachio-cream cupcakes.
Then leave them outside Principal Celestia's office to lure her out.
Once she's out and while the door's still open, I'll use my Licorice whip lasso to catch the door handle.
Then, when we get the key…
That's where these chocolate-covered crunch-nuggets come in.
What are those for?
To eat, silly!
After all this heisting, we're gonna be hungry!
Any questions?
Actually yeah. So how are we supposed to bake two dozen cupcakes before the Toys for Kids Festival?
And I don't think a licorice lasso is a real thing.
It could be…
And once again, this is trespassing.
Come on, someone has to have a plan that's not a crime.
We got powers!
I'm sick of not usin' our powers.
I wanna use our powers!
Apple… Jaaack!!!
Yeah, no.
Y'know what, fine. Why don't you plan the heist!
Thanks again for letting us come in and get Sunset's key, Principal Celestia.
Of course, Twilight. You know that all you had to do was knock.
Thank you.
Welp! That's the last gift. Now who wants to go cash in some gift cards?
Twilight, where's that bag I gave you?
I left it at school!
But I got an idea.
Sorry I'm late everybody — hard to park at the mall this time of year.
That's why we carpooled.
Really gotta start checking my texts.
Why didn’t you just run to the mall?
I learned the hard way that high velocity and icy sidewalks don’t mix well.
Now that we're all here, who wants to go first?
For what? What are we doing?
The secret present switcheroo!
That's today?
Remember? We pulled names from Applejack's boot when she forgot her hat.
You mean my "lucky" boot.
Didn't get that text either, huh?
Oh yeah, n-no, yeah, Uh… – I did!
I just have to go to the bathroom.
Sorry!
I forgot! I can't believe I forgot to get Fluttershy a present!
How am I supposed to find a present in the next five minutes?!
Oh yeah, I'm at the mall.
This is where presents are born!
I won't let you down, Fluttershy!
A line?!
An even longer line? Really?! Come on!
Please no line, please no line, please no line.
What is with the mall being so crowded on the holidays?!
Some of us have last minute shopping to do!
Need to cut the line?
Yes, I would do anything.
Undo. It's been less than three seconds. Doesn't count, what I said.
Rainbow Dash, it's all good, Miss Awesome.
Come on in to "Trend Of The Line: your home for everything from wifi shoelaces to…
regular shoes and… smaller shoes"
How's it go again?
Come on in to your home for everything from wifi shoelaces to…
to just plain old regular shoes…
How's it go again?
You work here?
Not for long if I can't remember our slogan… But yeah.
Since we’re buddies I’ll let you jump the line.
Thanks but I don’t know if "buddies" is exactly the word I’d use.
No. You gotta be nice. But only because you love Fluttershy.
Fluttershy? Follow me, m'lady.
This is so Fluttershy.
A high tech basketball hoop… Ooo!
It’s yells at you to “get good” when you miss a 3 pointer so you’re always motivated to reach your athletic performance goals.
I want that… but… No, I don't think Fluttershy would.
Cool! I knew you'd love it!
No, no, no. I'm not here for me. I need a gift for Fluttershy.
Got it.
How 'bout these?
They look expensive.
They are. And when you wear them, it takes everything you see and turns it into an urban landscape.
Even forests with cute animals?
Absolutely non-existent when you're wearing these bad boys.
Nah. I don't think Fluttershy would like that.
Right, right, right. My bad, my bad. One sec.
Rainbow Dash?
How about this?!
What's that?
It's for high fiving when you're really far away, or when you're really short.
Like… eh… or like… or maybe… oh come on… you know?
What?! That's not a gift! That's not for anybody! Who'd want this?!
This thing rules. Snails is gonna love it!
These are your suggestions? Do you even know Fluttershy?
Who?
Your sister!
I know, I know, I was jokin.
Sorry. Look. I know a gift that will make Fluttershy super happy. I'll grab it for you now.
Here it is. She’ll love it.
Instant camera.
Around this time last year, Fluttershy's favorite instant camera broke.
She really wanted another one.
Get someone something they'd never get themselves. Trust me.
That's actually… a great idea!
Thanks Zephyr! You're amazing!
Right on.
And who got Fluttershy?
Standing here the whole time.
Here you go, Fluttershy!
An instant camera?! I love it!
You do?
It's perfect for fun candid photos.
Zephyr got one for me last year after my first one broke.
He did?
I should've known.
I'm sorry.
Now that I have two, I can finally do "two angle instant photo bear cub candids."
Thank you, Rainbow Dash!
You got me the same thing what I got you?
High five! High five!
You crying, Snails?
No. Friendship means never having to say "high five."
Hey y'all!
Who's ready for a new holiday tradition?
Technically it's not a tradition if it's new.
Tradition implies something that's been done before and everyone expects it and…
How do all y'all feel about starting a holiday tradition?
Sounds cool.
I'm in.
Fabulous!
Words matter, people.
Every year for the Apple Harvest Festival, my family sends a theme photo to our friends.
This is when we were pioneers.
This year we were the forest.
And last year we all pretended to be ghosts.
There's no one in this picture.
Because you can't see ghosts, Twilight.
Indeed. We're all familiar with your yearly cards.
I was thinkin' we could all get gussied up and do a holiday photo to send out to all the school!
Good… Goodie.
Oh man, AJ, I would love to, but I have… a thing, you know, right now.
With Hoops Dunkington. You know Hoops, from Crystal Prep? We're gonna… get… Sandwiches?
You're so funny. Bring him along. He can take the picture.
Oh, man! He just… canceled.
We just gotta figure out what we're all wearing.
I could design it!
No!!!
Remember when you made us be the Quadratic Equation for Halloween?
I didn't mind that costume.
Cause you got to be Plus-or-Minus. I could barely function.
Wait was that a math pun?!
You're ruining me!
Don't be such a square.
I already decided on the theme.
A cornucopia!
You know them, goat horn shaped basket thingies overflowin' with flowers, fruit and corn!
It's the symbol of the Apple Harvest Festival.
I'll take the lead on wardrobe.
Unexpected.
Really?
Simply tell us the location of the photo and we will be there!
Well this is the best news ever! Thanks y'all.
I'll get the auditorium ready for the shoot! See you guys this afternoon!
Rarity, are you okay?
I think you just offered to do something that you don't really want to do.
No, Sunset. Unfortunately
I offered to something I have to do.
As a good, generous friend I have to save Applejack's photo shoot…
I also have the best taste of anyone involved.
Yep. Knew there was another reason.
I know not what a corn shape basket thing…
Cornucopia?
…is but I guarantee that I will make us the most fabulous version of that… that… thing that I can.
Rarity! You okay? What do you need?
Take me to the drama department's costume room. Time is running out.
I'm going to make this…
Cornucopia!
So fashionable that people will learn what a…
Cornucopia.
Is.
So no appointments this afternoon?
What are you doing, Sunset?
Trying to get any appointment I can for this afternoon,
but my dentist, doctor, dermatologist, podiatrist and guitar teacher are all booked.
You have a podiatrist?
I can't be in this picture, Twilight. We're gonna look silly.
Yes, Sunset. Yes, we are.
But we're going to be the most fashionable kind of silly there is.
As Applejack's friends, it's the least we can do.
For friendship.
I would just like to point out that the quadratic formula was better than this.
Yeah, well I'm feeling a little "husky",
so I don't want to "ear" it.
Sorry if that joke was "corny" but it's all I have right now!
I like my outfit. I'm a bunch of grapes.
Let's just get to the auditorium before anyone sees us.
Run!
Help! I'm stuck!
I got you.
Okay. So now that we are a laughing stock.
Did someone say, stock?
Let's just go take the picture. Nothing to lose.
Looks great, Photo Finish.
Vat eez dees?
We told you we would do this photo shoot of dressing up and what not, Applejack.
And we put ourselves through quite the ordeal to get here, amidst laughter and judgment…
but it's because we're your friends. And we respect your family traditions.
So if we have to look like corn and squash…
And grapes.
Then we're willing to do it. We love you, friend.
What? Granny Smith is the one that made us dress up.
I was just saying we should take a picture with a cornucopia set behind us.
Should'a known when you said wardrobe.
We could change…
But it'd be a shame to waste the ensemble I made for you.
Wishing you a Happy Holidays,
from our cornucopia to yours.
Love, Applejack…
Sunset Shimmer.
Rainbow Dash.
Fluttershy.
Rarity.
Pinkie Pie.
And Twilight Sparkle.
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