You are my Equestria Girls
You turn the light switch on
It brightens up my day like the sun
When my friends come a-runnin'
You were right all along
That together we're always better
We could turn a sketch into a masterpiece
When you're here, I feel like I'm complete
You are my Equestria Girls
Spring break!
Spriiing breaaaaak!!
"Welcome aboard the Luxe Deluxe, where you'll set sail
for a full week of luxurious luxuriating on our most deluxe luxury liner."
Sounds…
Luxurious.
Did you see there's a petting zoo on board?
Smoothies!
And an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet you can…
Eat all you… can eat… at?
Twilight, this cruise has everything!
And a moving floor!
I think I may've forgotten to pack my sea legs.
Thank you for organizing this trip, Twilight.
I got to hand it to you…
you really have an eye for climactic battle settings.
Imagine going head-to-head with a sea monster by the pool!
Evil Equestrian magic blows up the diving board.
The boat's sinking! Everyone's screaming!
And then we save the day!
Is the sea monster okay in this story?
Better than okay!
She's our friend now!
Best spring break ever!
Or… we could do... not that.
Uh, let's not.
No thanks!
I was hoping we could do something without having to battle equestrian magic for a change.
We couldn't even spend the day at Equestria world without creatin' a calamity.
Which we then uncalaminated like
literal awesome superheroes!
Twilight, this is a most deserved respite.
We're all very thankful for the chance to relax and do absolutely nothing.
What is it, evil magic?
A GPS alert!
We're in international waters!
W-what does that mean?
Tax-free shopping!
This is gonna sound crazy… it would be so fun to…
Honey walnut crisp…
Candy-coated cupcakes…
Banana sorbet delight…
Triple-choco berry-blasted butter-biscuit bundt cake?!
I've waited my whole life to taste a cake like this!
Noooooooo!
Excusez-moi, mademoiselle!
fr. I'm sorry, lady
How about one fresh from zee oven?
Cake overboard!
Oh, mon gâteau!
fr. Oh my cake!
Y-you saw it!
She had a, uh… spatula.
So… you're welcome.
A goat on a boat?
Now I've seen everything.
Aren't you just the softest thing?
You have 42 grandchildren?
Wow, mr. Bouncy! That is impressive.
I'd love to meet them.
Not today!
Sure, he seems cute and cuddly now,
but have you ever seen what a magic-infused evil rabbit can do?
Eat carrots?
Yeah, evil carrots!
What's up, AJ?
You can't talk?
Evil magic stole your voice?
Out, evil spirits! Out!
Or you're seasick.
Because of evil magic?!
Or not.
Has anyone seen bad magic on board?
Prepare yourself!
I'm ready for anything!
Prepare yourself…
For the Great and Powerful Trixie of the high seas!
Two shows daily. Tip your waitresses.
Wasn't ready for that.
Why, hello, Rainbow Dash.
If you're hoping for a glimpse of the ultimate power in the universe,
you'll have to wait until tonight.
Nah, just looking for bad magic.
Sorry to disappoint you, but the bad magic of others always follows the amazing magic of moi.
What do you mean?
I'm talking about the old grandpas in the audience
who see my show and then try to impress their kids
with a disappearing quarter trick on their way home.
Their magic only shows up in response to your magic!
You're a genius!
Well, obviously.
Now, do you mind helping me shove this 10-foot handkerchief down my sleeve?
9.99?
My savvy shopping smarts strike again!
Here's 10.
By golly!
That's real copper, it is!
Bloomin' delightful!
Penny for your thoughts, miss?
Oh, you can't afford my thoughts.
Quite right!
Lovable scamp like meself.
Ol' ragamuffin, that's me name, innit?
Need a hand?
Ragamuffin I'm Rarity.
R-rare-eh-ee?
No, no, no, no, no. Rare-uh-tee.
Raw-reh-ee?
Close enough.
Look at us, getting ready to play at a pool party!
Who knows what hijinks will ensue, am I right?
Maybe I'll fall in the pool fully clothed and everyone will laugh!
Are you not having fun?
My whole life, I've been taught that you could only berry-blast a butter biscuit
on a bundt cake with two layers of chocolate.
But this afternoon, I saw the truth.
The buffet has a triple-choco berry-blasted butter-biscuit bundt cake.
How was it?
I don't know!
'Cause Rainbow Dash got me banned from the buffet!
What?!
She also scared the animals in the petting zoo,
and now they don't want pets.
It's just a zoo.
And she sure wasn't helpin' me not get sick off the side of the boat.
But you're still having fun, right?
Oh, of course.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, everyone.
It's not your fault.
Hey, hey, hey!
Sorry I'm late. So, listen.
I got an idea for our show tonight.
We unleash some awesomeness on the crowd!
I'm talkin' Rainbow lasers.
Is… that a thing?
Yeah! When we…
do you mean when we turn into ponies?
Or do you mean…
No! The other thing!
I always called that "pony up."
The Rainbow lasers!
I don't think that's a thing.
It will be after we do it tonight!
Who's with me?
Rainbow Dash, can I talk to you for a second?
Twilight worked really hard to plan this trip for all of us.
And…
how can I say this without being mean?
Just say it. I can take it!
You're ruining it for everyone!
Your words just punched my feelings.
You said you could take it!
Just stop looking for a problem when there isn't one.
How's that?
Hello, darlings.
Where have you been?
Havin' a little chat with ol' Ragamuffin, she was!
All right, all right.
Thanks for everything, Rare-eh-ee.
Good luck for all the music and whatnot.
Cheers!
It's like he fell out of a historical romance novel!
Is that how romance sounds?
Get in the groove
You bring your dancin' shoes
I'll bring the attitude
You bring the crew so we can move
Light up the floor
Turn up the bass
Yeah, let me see that smile on your face
Come on and go with the flow
Gonna steal the show, yeah
Let me show you how it goes
Repeat after me!
'Cause it's all, all, all, all good
I feel abso-absolutely amazing
'Cause it's all, all, all, all good
I feel abso-absolutely amazing
Rainbow lasers!
It's about to go down!
The ship's going down?!
Not the ship!
The ship's not going down!
I meant evil! Stop screaming!
What happened to the lights?
What happened to the engine?
I hate seein' a party get shut down before its time.
The good news is, now that it's dark,
maybe my brain won't know I'm on a boat.
Oh, no.
It heard me!
Let's not let a little thing like total mechanical electrical failure ruin our fun!
Leave it to me!
She's wasting her time,
because this is equestrian magic!
Stop!
You stop!
We show off our magic and literally 10 seconds later, the power blows?
We scared whatever's out there, and it's fighting back.
We should split up and search the ship.
Who's with me?
That's the last time I ask who's with me.
I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but… may I?
What a mess!
Did you even read the 600-page online emergency handbook?
Time to raid the dessert buffet under the cover of darkness!
Triple-choco berry-blasted butter-biscuit bundt cake,
here I come!
Who said that?
No one!
Shouldn't you be upstairs?
Somebody has to guard zee bundt cakes!
Stay back! I have a spatula!
Hello.
Ragamuffin?
Are you down here?
I was just, uh…
in the neighborhood, and…
Wha!..
Who needs electricity when you have…
The… what — whatever this is.
I knew it!
Evil magic!
You guys got to see this!
All that's left is to hold this lead wire in place while the auxiliary unit cycles,
and everything should be back to normal
in three, two, one…
No time for that!
Banned for life!
Well, me pa worked in a coal mine,
but I always wanted to dance!
Ah, a fancy girl like you wouldn't understand.
Oh, no, actually, in a school production of "bedazzled,"
I played a coal miner's daughter
who danced in bedazzled, magical boots from her fairy boot mother.
So…
No time for that!
I promise this is more important than all of your things.
I don't think so!
Behold!
Evil magic!
Where?
Wha — uh… huh?
The whole ocean was glowing a minute ago.
I-it went "whoosh, whoosh, whoosh" w-with little ribbon thingies!
Do you know which sorcerer can conjure up the greatest magic of all?
Mother nature.
What?
What you saw was probably nothing more than an
innate phosphorescent biochemical property of common algae!
Whaaat?
I-if that's what you think, then let's get in life boats, and I'll prove it!
The magic came from that way.
We sail out and find the source.
And then?
Then it's go time!
Which means?
We take no prisoners!
Where would we take them?
Who?
The prisoners. That's kidnapping!
Are you even listening to yourself?!
You don't want me to be right because you're scared to be a superhero!
We are not superheroes!
Excuse me!
We're just ordinary girls who have saved the world from complete destruction multiple times!
Yes.
Keep telling yourself that,
but the rest of us aren't in denial.
Right, everyone?
Let's get to those boats and do what we do best.
Who's with me?!
Okay, that's the last time I say that.
I wasn't very nice to Rainbow Dash last night.
No one's blaming you for wanting to give us a normal spring break.
We'd be having one if it weren't for me.
I brought magic to this world in the first place.
I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world,
in any world!
Same here.
How about we make sure Rainbow Dash knows that, too?
Rainbow Dash!
Let's have a do-over!
You don't think she went off into the storm, do you?
I'll call her.
What up, nerds? It's Rainbow Dash, having way too much fun being awesome to answer your call,
so leave a message if you're too old to text me.
You're going after her?
She wouldn't even be out there if I hadn't brought magic to this world in the first place.
What about you? Are you in?
Of course I'm in! 100% onboard!
Then… get on board.
I just said I…
"on board."
I'll fix the engine while you're gone.
We'll be ready to go before that storm hits us.
But you're seasick.
Going below deck is the worst thing you could do.
Not worse than losin' Rainbow Dash.
I'll help keep people calm!
Get cake.
I mean, keep people calm!
And I'll make sure there's life jackets for everyone,
even grandchildren.
And I'll inform the below-deck crew
that even though we're from two different worlds…
one a lowly coal miner,
the other, a sophisticated, beau…
I mean…
I'll, uh — I'll, uh… I'll help Applejack.
We'll find Rainbow Dash and be back as soon as possible.
Let's go!
You forgot to untie the rope.
Oh, yeah.
There! That's her boat!
Rainbow Dash!
Any sign of her?
You don't think she…
Went in there?
Where's Fluttershy when we need her?
I'm going in that jungle.
"I'm going in that jungle?"
The parrot must be repeating what she said.
Let's go!
In there?!
A-anyone could've said that.
Or my name isn't Rainbow Dash!
Fine.
Help!
Heeeelp!
Way to go, Rainbow Dash.
You did it again.
You had to go off on your own, didn't you?
Rainbow Dash!
Oh, hey!
So…
I'm just taking a rest in here.
You know, finding evil magic is hard work.
Did you find any?
Nah. Just quicksand.
Don't struggle.
We'll find something to pull you out.
Struggle?
W-who's struggling?
Typical Rainbow Dash.
I've had a little time to think.
A lot of time, actually.
And I spent most of it wishing I could make it up to you,
because you were right.
Twilight's wrong!
Anyone could've said that.
Or my name isn't Rainbow Dash!
Got to stop saying my name all the time.
I was a little annoyed at first, but I'll admit it…
I ruined everyone's spring break for nothing.
There's no magic out here!
Nothing magical at all!
The only villain trying to ruin spring break was me.
And maybe that giant plant monster.
What giant plant monster?
That giant plant monster!
Get me out of here!
We're trying!
Try harder!
Take my hand!
Take your hand?
I've seen something like this before.
This is definitely equestrian magic.
I can't hold it back much longer!
I have a way out of this.
Do you trust me?
Of course.
See you soon.
Did you just...
I'll explain later.
We jump on three.
One, two, three!
Where are we?
Not about to get eaten.
Good enough for me!
It's...
more complicated than that.
Pony face!
Twilight, you're okay.
This is supposed to happen.
All my things are horse things!
'Round here, we call them pony things.
Incoming!
That wasn't quicksand back there.
The sand was covering a portal to Equestria.
I thought there was only one, from school to Celestia's mirror, but...
who knows how many there are and where they might lead.
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Because we're ponies!
You know, Twilight,
since I kind of messed things up on the boat,
maybe this could be your vacation.
We're here. We're ponies.
Let's have some fun!
Pony style!
That's not a thing we say.
This would be a fantastic opportunity to study the physical laws of a novel dimension.
Shouldn't we be getting back?
It's just a little rain.
I'm sure our friends are fine.
Breaker, breaker, four and a half, this is Red Delicious
requesting a storm status update. Over.
Ahoy, uh, matey. This is Rarity.
Please repeat
the words you said.
I'm beginning to wonder…
this is no ordinary storm!
I don't think she heard you.
We'd better keep a low profile.
Follow my lead.
A little higher on the left.
Now on the right.
A little more.
Sunset Shimmer!
Twilight!
It's wonderful to see you.
What are you doing here?
It's a long story.
Wait, how are you coming in the front door and not up from where I keep the mirror?
You found another portal between our worlds!
I guess it wasn't that long.
I like her.
Rainbow Dash! Other me!
Good to see you both again.
What about the others?
Oh, they're back home waiting for us, but they're fine.
No reason to hurry back.
I hope they hurry back!
Applejack said to tell you she's about to reconnect the engine and we might feel a little jolt.
When?
She didn't say.
I can't slow it down!
And we just lost steering!
And that's the last time I ever went to a dragon wedding.
Oh, you have to try miss cake's chocolate fondue.
It takes 20 minutes, though.
Eh, we have all the time in the world.
We're running out of time!
Watch out for rocks!
Watch out for everything!
Did you hear that?
It sounded like Pinkie Pie yelling.
I was yelling, silly!
Standing at the front door yelling, "fondue delivery!"
Oh, hey, Rainbow Dash, pony with glasses who I don't recognize.
Here, you have to try this.
It's a fresh batch!
Hot! Too hot!
It needs to be like…
20% cooler.
I love this!
I hate this!
I can't take much more of this.
You might not have to!
Rock cove!
Behold!
The vase is now empty.
The question is, can the Great and Powerful Trixie bring the water back?
Oh, no. I'm too powerful.
I'm too powerful!
We're sinking!
And that was the time I was rescued by my own pupil,
which really gave me some perspective on the importance of mentoring.
You ponies are like superheroes.
We're not superheroes.
Sure, just ordinary ponies who saved the world from complete destruction multiple times.
Sound familiar?
Here's a good one.
This is from our battle with the Storm King.
He stole our magic and used it to create the most powerful storm in Equestria.
But luckily, my friends and I were able to work together to drain his magic and seal his power…
…into this.
That symbol looks familiar.
You've seen this before?
It's just…
that symbol,
it looks exactly like what I thought I saw in the water when we were back on the boat.
But…
we decided the magic glow was just mother nature.
When you saw the thing that looked exactly like this thing,
there wasn't any thunder or lightning accompanying it, right?
There was definitely thunder.
Affirmative on the thunder.
Okay…
nopony freak out, but I think maybe there's a chance
when we destroyed the Storm King, we didn't capture all his magic,
and maybe a bit found its way into your world.
It might be turning into a giant magic storm and threatening your friends as we speak!
Nopony freak out!
Our friends!
We have to go back!
Ladies…
It's hero time!
We're sinking.
To the lifeboats!
A-a-and there go the lifeboats.
That was a very specific lightning strike.
No time to lose!
Let's do this!
Everybody grab on.
Right.
Weather update — sunny.
With a chance of awesome.
I can't believe how easy that was.
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.
I learned we don't have to go looking for trouble.
We just have to be there for each other when it finds us.
But I guess if you hadn't run off,
we wouldn't have what we need to go back and save our friends.
All part of the plan.
The ship is still sinking!
Guys! The ship is sinking!
Oh, no!
We got to help them!
It won't start!
It's hero time!
Are you guys okay?
You're back!
While you were gone, we fixed the boat, but then we crashed into a rock
and were sinking, so…
We ruined your spring break!
It's not your fault.
The storm was equestrian magic.
Rainbow Dash was right all along.
Whatever the seven of us are facing,
however our lives are changing,
we're going through it together.
So, let's get everyone off this boat,
like the superheroes we are.
Who's with me?
We are!
See how easy that was?!
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Pony up!
Rainbow lasers!
It thought we were calling it…
no, we agreed on…
Light it up, ladies!
I'll get the animals.
AJ, Dash, Pinkie, and I will make sure the decks are clear.
Oh, yeah!
I'll make a new lifeboat.
I'll help.
Head for the lifeboat! That way!
Stand back!
I thought I told you never to come in here.
Good thing I'm a slow learner.
I am trapped. My foot is stuck.
Triple-choco berry-blasted butter-biscuit bundt cake!
Is that everyone?
All clear!
Okay, let's shove off!
Well, I s'pose this is goodbye.
Take care of yourself.
You too, rare-eh-ee.
Ragamuffin.
Don't let anyone tell you you can't be a dancer,
for all coal turns to diamonds!
That's the best advice I've ever heard!
Thank you. Wait. What?!
So…
now what?
I might have a way home.
But it's kind of weird.
A little more on the left.
A little more.
Perfect.
We're back.
SCHASTLIVY PONEC
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